[By Dave Nash] SMELLS LIKE HARVEY MUDD (copycat 1992, Nashinal Lampoon, Inc. Address: Perversity of Illinois, Lampoon-Nirvana, Illinois, US.) Load up on math, welcome frosh, yeah, welcome to Mudd. This funny school, here in L.A., oh no! it's really hard! Harvey Harvey Harvey (who's he?) Harvey Harvey Harvey (who's he?) Harvey Harvey Harvey (who's he?) Harvey Harvey Harvey.... Well it isn't much like high school, Here you are now, Harvey Mu-udd! You'll feel stupid, just accept it! Here you are now, Harvey Mu-udd! MatheMAtics, lots of che-em, Add some bio, you'll just love it! Yeah! And what it's worth, I confess that you can never know enough, a toughie school, it's always been and always will I'm telling you And I forgot what it takes, yeah, to get an "A" at Mudd. I find it hard, it's hard to solve for Q (whaaaa...???) never mind